tenfeethigh: (twilight: the cullens)
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I just finished reading ECLIPSE.

You know, it was so much better than NEW MOON. Of course it still isn't literature, but I really enjoyed reading it and didn't want to kill myself for doing so. So that was a change.

Of course Bella still annoys the hell out of me. For example because of this:
“Shut your window if you want me to stay away tonight. I’ll understand,” he whispered just before I slammed the door.
[...]
I stamped my way up the stairs, and went straight to my window. I shoved the metal frame roughly — it crashed shut and the glass trembled.
I stared at the shivering black glass for a long moment, until it was still. Then I sighed, and opened the window as wide as it would go.
Bella, dear, it's okay to love Edward. He's sexy. He loves you. He smells good. But WHAT THE FUCK? He breaks your car just so you cannot visit your werewolf friend and YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT JUST LIKE THAT? ARGH.

Also, this:
Jacob dropped the antagonistic façade completely. It was like he’d forgotten Edward was there, or at least he was determined to act that way. “I miss you every day, Bella. It’s not the same without you.”
“I know and I’m sorry, Jake, I just . . .”
He shook his head, and sighed. “I know. Doesn’t matter, right? I guess I’ll survive or something. Who needs friends?” He grimaced, trying to cover the pain with a thin attempt at bravado.
Jacob’s suffering had always triggered my protective side. It was not entirely rational — Jacob was hardly in need of any physical protection I could offer. But my arms, pinned beneath Edward’s, yearned to reach out to him. To wrap around his big, warm waist in a silent promise of acceptance and comfort.
Edward’s shielding arms had become restraints.
Edward controls her every move and she doesn't even say a thing. She just lets him. Bella, dear, he's your BOYFRIEND, for god's sake, not your MASTER. ARGH.

Of course I was angry with Edward too, but he made up in the rest of the book, where he actually makes sense.* Unlike Bella. She never makes sense.

*Except for when he talked about The Only Virtue He Still Had and coming up with more and more stupid reasons why he cannot shag his girlfriend before her becoming a vampire/marrying him. But I didn't expect anything else from a book written by a Mormon so he can get away with that.

PS. I'm seriously in love with the Cullens. All of them. ♥Alice ♥Carlisle
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There are 15 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] futurekind.livejournal.com at 06:02pm on 18/01/2009
By the look of these two excerpts, this really is a lousy fanfiction written by a fat girl who was unpopular at highschool. Must be marvellous, innit?
 
posted by [identity profile] stormyskies.livejournal.com at 07:32pm on 18/01/2009
Wait until the sexytimes in Breaking Dawn, where Edward has to bite a pillow (or two) to... something. It's not really explained. I guess in an attempt to not kill her during their ~marital relations~? The whole book is pretty epic fail, but in a hilarious way.

Also, my .pdf file of Breaking Dawn appears to have been written by Stephenie "Cockblock" Meyer.

Also also, when you get done with the whole Twilight saga, check out Growing Up Cullen, if you haven't already. It's fantastic. Frat Boy Emmett is AMAZING.
 
posted by [identity profile] tenfeethigh.livejournal.com at 07:34pm on 18/01/2009
LOL Cannot. Wait.

I'll check that out, thanks!
 
posted by [identity profile] worried-bubble.livejournal.com at 07:53pm on 18/01/2009
Why does she have to make sense? ;) She's perfect just the way she is.
 
posted by [identity profile] tenfeethigh.livejournal.com at 08:12pm on 18/01/2009
no. bella is not perfect. EDWARD is perfect. XD
 
posted by [identity profile] worried-bubble.livejournal.com at 08:15pm on 18/01/2009
Sorry. I'll keep that in mind. :D
 
posted by [identity profile] tenfeethigh.livejournal.com at 08:17pm on 18/01/2009
ajánlom is. :))

hiányzol egyébként. :/
 
posted by [identity profile] worried-bubble.livejournal.com at 08:47pm on 18/01/2009
Te is.&hearts
 
posted by [identity profile] doctors-girl.livejournal.com at 08:01pm on 18/01/2009
Szóval yolan lesz a kapcsolatuk, mint egy klasszikus elnyomó kapcsoalt, ahol a nőnek semmi szava sincs semmiben, csak teszi, amit a pasija mond, és minden, amit a pasija mond vagy tesz automatikusan OK? Ajjaj. És gondolom, eljön az a pont, amikor Bella is vámpír lesz?
 
posted by [identity profile] tenfeethigh.livejournal.com at 08:12pm on 18/01/2009
igen. kábé.

hát ja, gondolom az uccsó könyv az átváltozásra fog kifutni, de nem tudom, csak gondolom, mert direkt nem spoilerezem magam, úgy egészen izgis. :))
 
posted by [identity profile] doctors-girl.livejournal.com at 08:19pm on 18/01/2009
Akkor majd nagyon kíváncsi leszek a beszámolódra. ;)
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posted by [personal profile] sea_thoughts at 09:52pm on 18/01/2009
It's like feminism never happened, isn't it? *sigh* Seriously, if he wasn't a vampire, this would be abusive behaviour. Actually, it's still abusive behaviour but she excuses it because he's a vampire.
 
posted by [identity profile] shootingstars88.livejournal.com at 09:51am on 19/01/2009
Aaah Eclipse, it really is so much better than New Moon. Not that it's really hard to improve on New Moon, but still.

I love Alice. that is all.
 
posted by [identity profile] kockasfulu.livejournal.com at 03:24pm on 19/01/2009
na, akkor miután megtaláltam ezt a posztot, kommentelek.

"it still isn't literature" <= ezzel egy baj van: hogy igaz.
meg a csillagos résszel is egyetértek. egyébként én ott kaptam idegrohamot, amikor Edward már belemenne, erre Bella talál ki valamit. pfff.

egyébként én nem tudnám kijelenteni, h jobb mint New Moon. mindkettő tetszett. jó, NM-ban nem volt Edward, és ahol nincs Edward, az nehezebben olvasható (nincs motiváció, köhm...).
 
posted by [identity profile] tenfeethigh.livejournal.com at 03:27pm on 19/01/2009
hát jó, nekem a new moont hetekbe telt elolvasni, mert szenvedtem tőle, ez meg két nap volt, szóval... :)

*ja igen. bella akkora hülye, komolyan...

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