tenfeethigh: (lost in austen: amanda)
WHY. DID. I. WATCH. THIS.
Answer: Because my uncle and aunt bought me the DVD for Christmas.

The only reason I'm not angry with myself for wasting two hours from my life is because after this I love the BBC-miniseries even more.

I get it, there are people in it. No Colin Firth, but there are people. Keira Knightly (I don't like her), Judi Dench, Donald Sutherland, "Miss Evangelista/Annabelle Fritton", "The Girl From Saved", "Sally Sparrow" and of course Matthew Macfadyen.

Yeah, my first point: Matthew Macfadyen is UGLY. (At least in this. And apart from this I've only seen him in the first episode of Little Dorrit in my London hotel room which had the tiniest TV ever. Apparently he was in an episode of Ashes to Ashes but I can't remember him in that. So I don't really know how he looks like at other times.) I couldn't fall in love with his Darcy at all. It was very sad.

AND THERE WERE STATUES IN PEMBERLEY. NOT PAINTINGS. BLOODY MARBLE STATUES.

Also, Colonel Fitzwilliam was UGLY. Why was Colonel Fitzwilliam ugly? He's supposed to be a handsome gentleman, the next best thing after Darcy. At least in my mind. And my mind is always right, you know.

This reminds me: BINGLEY – WHY A TOTAL LOSER? Okay, he's nowhere as handsome or bright as Darcy but he acted like an IDIOT all the time. BINGLEY IS NOT AN IDIOT!

There must have been a lot of other things I hated but the above ones made me really angry. I didn't really pay much attention after the first forty minutes anyway. However, I payed enough attention to know that in this film in life RAIN EQUALS SAD, SUNSHINE EQUALS HAPPY.

PS. Have you seen the alternate ending? If you haven't, please don't watch it ever, better for you.
Mood:: 'angry' angry
tenfeethigh: (lost in austen: wet darcy)
Watching Lost in Austen made me wonder why I hadn't watched Pride and Prejudice (the BBC version!) for ages. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

So I watched Part 4 today. Why the fourth part? Because it has TEH WET WHITE SHIRT SCENE.


The Original™


The St. Trinian's parody

Yes. And these are just the Colin Firth ones. (BTW, I still refuse to watch the 2005 movie. Do not want.)

BONUS:

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Mood:: 'okay' okay

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