Brigi

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: why do I like the first day of September so much?

Well, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. And even if I'm not a highschooler anymore it's still a fun day.

WHY?

When else can you see so many whorish highschoolers who wear nylon stockings which they pull up higher than their skirts in the most disgusting way? BTW, SKIRTS. Those skirts are like 3 centimetres long. I wear minis all the time, but COME ON. But my favourite is when they wear those VERY SHORT black shorts with a white tank top and they call it FORMALWEAR. (We're supposed to wear formal on the first day of school.)

BUT MY FAVOURITE:

HIGH HEELS. HEELS SO HIGH THEY CANNOT EVEN WALK IN THEM. I wear normal high heels all right but I cannot walk in very high heels so I DON'T WEAR THEM. IT'S NOT COMPULSORY, PEOPLE.

(Altough it's really funny when girls like that almost fall over while walking on a perfectly even pavement. Or STANDING on a perfectly even pavement. SO PLEASE NEVER STOP, WHORISH HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS.)