Brigi

The Great How I Met Your Mother rewatch

1x11: The Limo

Barney: People often ask me "Barney how is that you're so psyched so much of the time"?
Lily: By who? Who asks you that?
 

The Great How I Met Your Mother rewatch

1x12: The Wedding

Lily: Ok, ok.... we'll sneak her in.
Ted: We can't sneak her in...we're not ninjas!
Lily: Uhhh... I wish we were ninjas!

BONUS:

Barney: You don't bring a date to a wedding. That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh Ted, oh Ted, no, no date.
Ted: Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going for?
Barney: Ted, it's a simile.

The Great How I Met Your Mother rewatch

1x13: Drumroll, please

Marshall: Tell me about it, that cake, best cake I ever had. Seriously. My stomach was like, hey bro, I don't know what you're eating 'cause I don't have any eyes but it's basically awesome so keep sending it down gullet alley.
Lily: Yeah, I know. My stomach was like, girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake...