Brigi

I just drank a huge amount of coffee. It was only instant Nescafé Brasero but I think I put more than 4 teaspoons of it into the water instead of 2. I think that should work.

I also opened my window which I closed in the morning when I was cold. I thought now would be a good time to be cold, at least I can't fall asleep then. It was a good plan until I realized that it's almost noon now and it's fucking hot.

I'm sorry, I just don't give a damn about history right now.

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(Yep, I drank lots of coke as well.)

My brain is USELESS. I can't take in any information about anyone/anything in history.

So I'm gonna use my oldest study recipe: REBOOTING MY BRAIN. It usually means watching South Park cause it can melt switch off my brain completely so when I switch it back on it's refreshed and usable.

But not today. Today I'm watching the crazy JB/shark film. I hope it will have the same effect on me.

PS: sorry about spamming your f-lists today, dear LJ friends.

The Megalodon-film totally worked. My brain is much better now.

THAT WAS THE BEST WORST MOVIE EVER! XD It was a good parody of the genre, too bad it was not intended to be funny. Actually, no. It was even better this way. LOL

My favourite parts:

• When Ben is taking a picture of the shark tooth to send off for analysis, he snaps a photo with his digital camera, and without connecting the camera to his computer the picture magically appears. The photo has no background and, mysteriously, Ben's fingers are not on the tooth. (stolen from IMDb, I'm too lazy to form sentences myself)
• ANY SCENE WHERE THE SHARK SWALLOWS PEOPLE/BOATS
• ANY SCENE WHERE THE SHARK APPEARS CAUSE IT'S SO RIDICULOUSLY OBVIOUS THEY USED DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGES
• The beginning, when every conversation ends with "HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA!"
• THE LINE, of course

ORIGINAL	HUNGARIAN	MEANING OF THE HUNGARIAN VERSION
"I'm really wired. What do you say we go home and I eat your pussy."	"Nagyon fel vagyok spanolva. Mit szólna, ha kicsit megcirógatnám?"	"I'm really wired. What do you say I pet you a little?"

It wasn't that funny but at least they tried to translate the original line. XD