The Great How I Met Your Mother rewatch 1x10: The Pineapple Incident
Barney: That's the whole point of getting drunk. You do things you would never do in a million years if you were sober. Lily: Says every girl you've ever slept with.
BONUS: Ted: You set me on fire. Barney: Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. You got robbed, this is a blend.